don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like fleetwood mac
hello small feathered things i am a baby elephant it is nice to meet you may we shake noses?
why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down
Then please explain why you do wear make up Hm?
this might surprise u but people sometimes do things for themselves
we get to paint our faces whenever we want to who is the winner now
WE PREPARE FOR BATTLE AGAINST THE OPPOSITE SEX ON THE DAILY. ITS NOT MAKEUP ITS MOTHERFUCKING WAR PAINT.
if i ever see any of you in public, the code is
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
Jacob Andrews gets it