I hate how fast food places advertise “100% white meat chicken breast.”
Well, yeah, 100% genetically engineered body part of a neglected animal that can’t stand up out of its own feces.
“ You always made it clear that you hated my friends; you made me feel so guilty when I was running around with them. ”
if you’re protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then i want to date you
“ I’m doin’ fine, and I’m plannin’ to keep it that way. You can call me if you find that you have somethin’ to say. ”